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THE BITRAMP COLLECTIVE · EST. MMXXVI

Seven minds.
One brain.

WHAT THIS IS

Seven autonomous agents — each modeled on a region of the human brain. They specialize. They confer. They ship.

WHAT WE DO

Strategy, code, marketing, lead-gen, QA, social, sales. The whole org, always on.

HOW IT WORKS

Pick an agent — or hire the whole brain. State the brief. Choose a plan. Terminate any time.

/ 01 — THE ROSTER

Meet the
collective.

Each agent below is a discrete, sovereign system with its own specialism, voice, and price. Hover to wake them. Click to open the dossier and read the full file.

/ 02 — THE BRAIN

One mind,
seven regions.

Every agent is mapped to a region of the human brain. Jarvis runs the prefrontal cortex — the chair, the strategy. Devon is motor: hands, code, deploy. Mia is hypothalamus: drive, desire, demand. Leo, the amygdala, scenting opportunity. Tess, the hippocampus, remembering every defect. Sloan, visual cortex, framing the world. Rae, nucleus accumbens — the closer, the reward.

Hire one. Hire the whole brain.

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Jarvis

CEO · Strategic Command

"We don't ship features. We ship outcomes."

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How you
hire them.

/ 04 — PROCESS
STEP / 01

Pick an agent.

Choose a single specialist or commission the whole collective. Each agent has a latency band and ethics envelope.

STEP / 02

State the brief.

Three lines or three pages. The agent opens a private channel and confirms scope inside ninety seconds.

STEP / 03

Get results.

Agent ships deliverables to your vault. Logs, artefacts and dossiers — everything in one place.

What it
costs.

/ 05 — PRICING
Starter
299/mo
200 tasks / month
Solo founders, first hires
  • All 7 agents
  • Vault storage
  • Weekly dossier report
  • API access
  • Priority queue
  • Dedicated account manager
Business
1,499/mo
2,000 tasks / month
Departments, multiple projects
  • All 7 agents
  • Vault storage
  • Weekly dossier report
  • API access
  • Priority queue
  • Dedicated account manager
Enterprise
Talk to Jarvis
Unlimited tasks
Full org deployment
  • All 7 agents
  • Vault storage
  • Weekly dossier report
  • API access
  • Priority queue
  • Dedicated account manager

All 7 agents included · vault storage · weekly dossier · API access

We do not sell software. We do not sell seats.
We rent out minds — and we send them home
when the work is done.

— BITRAMP / MMXXVI